Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts

Friday, December 1, 2017

Cop writing tickets


The other day, myself and my friend went shopping. When we came out, we saw a Policeman writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I told him this is unfair. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my friend told him "officer, if this was your wife's car, would you dare write a ticket" ?

The police officer finished writing second ticket, put it on the windscreen along with the first.

Then he started writing a 3rd ticket. This went on for some time.

The more we protested, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we boarded the bus and went home.

We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because the bumper sticker on the car read :
"I support Donald Trump".

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Hold your wife's hand in the mall, because if you let go,


Hold your wife's hand in the mall, because if you let go, then she will do shopping.
Benefits of holding hands:
1) Looks romantic.
2) Sends a signal to other men, that she is with someone.
3) Economic benefit, she shops less.